i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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