You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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