Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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