Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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