Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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