i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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