I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
