this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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