Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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