Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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