i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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