Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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