Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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