Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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