just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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