White coat. Heels.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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