Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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