New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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