I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you will always have a special place in my vag
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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