i barfeds in our rink
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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