No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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