This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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