I wish i was in the wii world.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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