She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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