"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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