White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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