He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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