BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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