? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I FOUND THE LEGS
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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