Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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