It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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