I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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