I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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