I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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