I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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