we're chasing vodka with high fives
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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