protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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