Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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