ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
home. puking in laundry basket.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
