Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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