Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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