Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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