8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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