white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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