so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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