I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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