awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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