Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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