Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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