Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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